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Old Jun 25, 2007, 04:59 PM // 16:59   #441
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*steals another beer*
*tosses empty beer bottle at onerabbit*
*represses urge to kill*
*gives up on repression*
*opens express teleport tunnel to Sophita*
*sends a keg bomb thru teleport tunnel to Sophita*
*closes teleport tunnel*
*begins drawing up new evil plans*
*drinks beer*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 09:30 AM // 09:30   #442
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*Ues special Ore from a mined sister planet of Earth to enhance the power of the Dwarven Keg*

*waits till theres 2 seconds left on the timer*

*teleports the Keg into MC's pocket*

*Watches the explosion with joy!*

*Sips dwarven ale*

*Keeps a Keen eye on Divine Freak*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 09:40 AM // 09:40   #443
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*sounds the bell hanging over the bar*
*drinks on me*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #444
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Drinks!

*teleports back in*

*Orders Dwarven ale*

*Downs*

*Orders another one*

*Downs*

*Orders 2 more*

*Downs both*

*Orders a Keg of ale instead*

*teleports out again feeling contented*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 10:49 AM // 10:49   #445
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*thx low life*
*Takes a big sip of the beer*
*get's jolly :P*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 11:07 AM // 11:07   #446
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*is happy noone noticed he had spiked the drinks with drops of nicotine*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #447
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*snatched his drink before lowlife could hand them out, so isn't nicotined :P*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #448
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*Is happy the teleporter removes all traces of non-alcoholic drugs from system*
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Old Jun 26, 2007, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #449
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"Woot, free drinks!"
*orders a keg of rum*
*sits in a corner and drinks rum contentedly*
*ponders the meaning of life, the universe, god, and zuchinni*
*drinks rum*
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #450
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*Come back in Bar*
*Hi, long time no see^^*
*Get a Shotgun*
*Shoot peoples brains out^^!*
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 04:01 PM // 16:01   #451
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*blub*
*Finds a piece of brain in his beer*
*Takes it out, and put's it in a tube*
*This will be a nice sample for my research to global world domination*
*finishes beer, and orders another one*
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 07:16 PM // 19:16   #452
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*drinks rum*
*breaks an empty beer bottle over MC's head*
*collects up brain pieces*
*breaks out the BBQ and grills some fried brain*
*sells fried brain on a stick to random bar patrons*
*steals tube of brains from Mr. Groovy*
*drops some wammo brain into tube*
*puts tube back*
*whistles innocently*
*drinks rum*
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #453
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*sips beer*
*realizes i haven't been in this thread for awhile*
*guzzles beer*
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 01:13 AM // 01:13   #454
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*order beer*
*tell I pwnd U theres not much in this thread worth seeing*
*drinks beer*
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #455
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*cranks some lamb of god*
*smacks all around me with a whirlwind double palm hurricane slap frenzy* *says beer is weak sauce*
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Old Jul 03, 2007, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #456
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*drinks rum*
*summons beer keg over Darkness' head*
*lets beer keg drop directly on Darkness' head*
"Enjoy"
*orders up some hot wings and beer buddies*
*drinks rum*
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Old Jul 03, 2007, 07:54 AM // 07:54   #457
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*sneaks over to divine freak*
*says look a flying oink*
*While distracted snatches the hotwings*
*Tells him oh prolly had something in my eye*
*Goes in to a corner and starts snacking away*
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Old Jul 10, 2007, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #458
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*reappears with a bang in the middle of the bar, half naked*

"Whoa!"

*waves to pwned*

"Meh, i was bored figured id drop by the forums for old times sake."

*sips beer and clothes himself with the snap of his fingers*
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Old Jul 10, 2007, 05:25 PM // 17:25   #459
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*drinks rum*
*vaugely wonders where the hotwings disappeared to*
*shrugs*
*waves to Doc*
*orders more hotwings*
*drinks rum*
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Old Jul 10, 2007, 09:19 PM // 21:19   #460
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*waves at doc*
*looks at beast*
"uh yes i know I have been around since the first bar room"
*sips beer*
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